The Story
The perfect response to a tired cliché. This double-sided pouch is a high-quality accessory for anyone tired of being a "perpetual foreigner." It’s bold, honest, and fits perfectly in your pocket. When Deborah says, "Wow! You speak English so well!"
Kim hits back with the only reasonable answer: "I was born here you dumbass!"
Premium Materials: Vegan pleather exterior with a durable recycled polyester lining.
Custom Hardware: Zippered closure featuring a signature logo-stamped metal pull.
Functional Size: 3.5" H x 5" W—ideal for credit cards, folded cash, or AirPods.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
The perfect response to a tired cliché. This double-sided pouch is a high-quality accessory for anyone tired of being a "perpetual foreigner." It’s bold, honest, and fits perfectly in your pocket. When Deborah says, "Wow! You speak English so well!"
Kim hits back with the only reasonable answer: "I was born here you dumbass!"
Premium Materials: Vegan pleather exterior with a durable recycled polyester lining.
Custom Hardware: Zippered closure featuring a signature logo-stamped metal pull.
Functional Size: 3.5" H x 5" W—ideal for credit cards, folded cash, or AirPods.
