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You GOat Girl Greeting Card Turns Into a Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard®

You GOat Girl Greeting Card Turns Into a Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard®

$12.00
You GOat Girl Greeting Card Turns Into a Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard®
$12.00

The Story

Hate giving useless gifts? Give a gift that cleans up! Crown her greatness—with a card that keeps cleaning. 

You GOat Girl is the guilt-free greeting that cleans up: a patented eco-greeting that turns into 2 reusable cleaning cloths. It’s the ultimate celebration of strong women, bold moves, and playful encouragement. This punny Clard® transforms into a reusable Swedish sponge cloth that tackles everyday messes—and saves the planet while doing it.

💧 Just add water! This patented greeting card transforms into an ultra-absorbent, reusable and compostable eco-friendly cleaning cloth that replaces up to 3,000 paper towels. One cloth replaces up to 17 rolls of paper towels (up to 1,500 sheets). Use it, wash it (dishwasher or microwave safe), and compost it when you’re done.


Details:

  • Size: approx. 4.75" x 5.75"

  • Made from authentic Swedish sponge cloth, the ultimate eco-friendly paper towel alternative

  • Printed with water-based, eco-friendly inks

  • Dishwasher & microwave safe

  • Reusable and compostable at end of life

  • Includes kraft envelope

  • U.S. Patent No. 11,027,570

Feel good to give, great to get—perfect for:

  • Galentine’s Day, birthdays, promotions

  • Graduates, teachers, coworkers

  • Goat lovers and eco-warriors

  • Fun, functional gift bundles


The Clard® Difference:
Clards® are the only patented greeting cards that double as reusable, compostable Swedish sponge cloths. They’re a little unexpected, a lot sustainable—and a guaranteed conversation starter.

Clards are made from European sponge cloth imported from Europe and made of 70% cellulose from FSC-certified forests and 30% cotton from textile industry byproducts, making them 100% biodegradable. They absorb 15 times their own weight and replace paper towels. 

Dry eco sponge cloths are Öko-Tex Standard 100 certified, meaning they’re free of preservatives and harmful substances, and safe for handling baby products (product class 1).

you goat girl gift, funny goat card, reusable sponge cloth, sustainable greeting card, zero waste encouragement, Swedish dishcloth card, eco friendly card, women empowerment gift, compostable card, Clards

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

You GOat Girl Greeting Card Turns Into a Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard® - Image 3

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

You GOat Girl Greeting Card Turns Into a Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard® - Image 4

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

You GOat Girl Greeting Card Turns Into a Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard® - Image 5

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

You GOat Girl Greeting Card Turns Into a Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard® - Image 6

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

You GOat Girl Greeting Card Turns Into a Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard® - Image 7

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

You GOat Girl Greeting Card Turns Into a Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard® - Image 8

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

You GOat Girl Greeting Card Turns Into a Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard® - Image 9

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

Hate giving useless gifts? Give a gift that cleans up! Crown her greatness—with a card that keeps cleaning. 

You GOat Girl is the guilt-free greeting that cleans up: a patented eco-greeting that turns into 2 reusable cleaning cloths. It’s the ultimate celebration of strong women, bold moves, and playful encouragement. This punny Clard® transforms into a reusable Swedish sponge cloth that tackles everyday messes—and saves the planet while doing it.

💧 Just add water! This patented greeting card transforms into an ultra-absorbent, reusable and compostable eco-friendly cleaning cloth that replaces up to 3,000 paper towels. One cloth replaces up to 17 rolls of paper towels (up to 1,500 sheets). Use it, wash it (dishwasher or microwave safe), and compost it when you’re done.


Details:

  • Size: approx. 4.75" x 5.75"

  • Made from authentic Swedish sponge cloth, the ultimate eco-friendly paper towel alternative

  • Printed with water-based, eco-friendly inks

  • Dishwasher & microwave safe

  • Reusable and compostable at end of life

  • Includes kraft envelope

  • U.S. Patent No. 11,027,570

Feel good to give, great to get—perfect for:

  • Galentine’s Day, birthdays, promotions

  • Graduates, teachers, coworkers

  • Goat lovers and eco-warriors

  • Fun, functional gift bundles


The Clard® Difference:
Clards® are the only patented greeting cards that double as reusable, compostable Swedish sponge cloths. They’re a little unexpected, a lot sustainable—and a guaranteed conversation starter.

Clards are made from European sponge cloth imported from Europe and made of 70% cellulose from FSC-certified forests and 30% cotton from textile industry byproducts, making them 100% biodegradable. They absorb 15 times their own weight and replace paper towels. 

Dry eco sponge cloths are Öko-Tex Standard 100 certified, meaning they’re free of preservatives and harmful substances, and safe for handling baby products (product class 1).

you goat girl gift, funny goat card, reusable sponge cloth, sustainable greeting card, zero waste encouragement, Swedish dishcloth card, eco friendly card, women empowerment gift, compostable card, Clards

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